“Little Hua, it’s time for Mom to tell you the truth——actually, I’m not your biological mother. And in secret, I’m also a magical girl who quietly protects everyone’s peace, love, and justice…… What do you mean you already knew, and that you’re one too?”

Good news: My fifteen-year-old high schooler adoptive mother’s is a magical girl who silently protects world peace.

Bad news: I, a mere seven-year-old second grader in elementary school, apparently have to walk down this path too.