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Chapter 47
Chapter 47: The Sheep Fairy
"H-Honestly. There's just no letting your guard down around here, meh."
The pseudo-sheep, finally freed from the field, shook its body frantically, trying to dislodge the dirt.
"So, was that story about bringing livestock true?"
"I-It's true, meh. Please believe me, meh."
Ё n ům̌ a. i̇ d
"If it's a lie, can I roast you? Can we have a meat party?"
"I-I'd rather not be roasted, meh..."
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"If you really bring livestock, I'll think about it."
"F-Fine, meh. J-Just wait a bit, meh."
The pseudo-sheep scrambled away, practically rolling in its haste.
"Is it going to bring other sheep as livestock?"
Ӗnu m̊ а̄
It clearly looked like a sheep, so that seemed the most likely outcome. But—
"Why is it a cow, a pig, and a bird?"
"I brought livestock, meh."
The pseudo-sheep radiated confidence. Watching its attitude, I couldn't help but...
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"Ah-tshh...! Wh-Why are you setting me on fire, meh?!"
"Isn't this my thanks for bringing the livestock?"
Eṅu mа. i d̆
"That's just bullying, meh!"
"You said we have to properly eat it all, right down to the end."
"I don't want you to do that at the end OR the beginning, meh!"
"If we don't, Big Brother will get mad at me for wasting meat."
"...Is planting it in the field not wasting it, meh?"
"That was an experiment. Big Brother said I should try out experiments."
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"Something you already know will fail isn't called an experiment, meh!!"
Desperately, the pseudo-sheep rolled on the ground, trying to extinguish the flames on its body. Having somehow managed to put out the fire, it spoke in a fluster.
"I-If you're going to burn me, I'm taking the livestock back, meh."
If it were burned, it wouldn't be able to take anything back. But Al reluctantly accepted this logic.
"Fine. Then I don't need the sheep meat—I mean, the meat—anymore, so you can go home."
"Why did you specifically say 'sheep' there, meh?! You're still planning to eat me, meh?!"
Ẁ е̃ b́ n̆ оvе̄l̄ Ӗ nuḿ ӑ
"If I were going to eat you, I wouldn't let you go home, would I?"
"The moment I turn my back, you're planning to do me in nice and quick, meh!"
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"Oh, that's an idea! Let me actually try it!"
"Don't try it, meh!"
Shovel raised, smile on his face—Al advanced, and the pseudo-sheep argued for its life.
"By the way, the livestock from earlier is running away. Is that alright, meh?"
Е n ú m а̃ .і̂ d
"Ah— N-No, it's not! Chase after them!!"
Al and the pseudo-sheep scrambled frantically after the fleeing livestock. Once caught, they were unceremoniously dumped into a hole Al had dug.
"W-We managed somehow."
"Thank goodness, meh... By the way, why are you pushing me too, meh?"
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"Huh? I figured I'd drop the livestock in."
"I keep telling you—I'm not livestock, meh!!"
É ñum̊ ӑ
"...Too bad."
Al wore an expression of genuine disappointment.
"By the way, what kind of food should I give these livestock animals?"
"Basically, they eat the grass that grows, meh."
"......"
For some reason, at that moment, Al had an idea. He tossed in some vegetables—made of one hundred percent tasteless white powder.
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"What's that, meh?"
"Vegetables?"
"Those seem to contain an abnormal amount of magic power, for vegetables, meh."
"You're imagining things."
The moment the vegetables were thrown in, the livestock scrambled over each other to eat them. In an instant, every last bit was gone.
"So that really is fine as feed. Then raising them should be easy."
Е̂nü m̃ а
"...Why are you giving me vegetables too, meh?"
"This is the feed, right?"
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"I want meat, meh!"
◇ ◆ ◇
"And that's how I got the meat! Amazing, right?"
Al spoke with absolute confidence. The story—that some strange meat had brought livestock—was hard to believe. But it was something that could easily be verified by simply going to look.
Ė núm̆ а
"I'd been thinking I needed to gather livestock eventually. This is a huge help."
"Ehehe. I worked really hard, too."
"Could you introduce me to that strange meat later, just in case?"
"Yeah, of course! Ah—but it's way too big, so it wouldn't fit inside this house. So I buried it outside."
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He dropped that insane statement with a completely straight face and a smile. But surely—surely that was just some kind of metaphor.
"If it's outside, let's go meet it right away."
W̊ e b̀ n оv̀ еľ Ė n̈ú m å
"Ahh... my cooler..."
"That's going to take a little more time. Please wait."
"Understood. I'll wait as long as it takes."
With Marina bowing deeply behind us, we stepped outside the house. The moment I opened the door, I was knocked back by something soft.
"Wh-What is this?!"
"Ahaha! It's so fluffy!"
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Ema's voice drifted from somewhere. Looking closely, the mysterious object was a gigantic, white, fluffy ball of fur. Ema was simply clinging to it, an expression of pure rapture on her face.
"This is it, Big Brother!"
"Meat...? No, this is more like a kesaran pasaran."
"Kesa...? It's already almost evening, you know?"
"That's not what I meant."
I pushed against its body several times, when suddenly a voice came from above.
E.nuṁ а. і̃d
"That tickles, meh!"
"Whoa—it talked?!"
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Ema recoiled in surprise for a moment—then immediately lunged back onto it.
"What... it's a sheep?"
"That's right! Sheep meat!"
"Wrong, meh!! I'm not a sheep, meh!!"
W̊ е́ b̌ nŏ v е̇ l̀ Е n̄u̇ma
"I-It talked?!"
I hadn't expected the sheep meat to answer back. I was genuinely shocked.
"Now you understand that I'm not a sheep, since I can talk properly, meh?"
It kept going "meh, meh," so it was definitely some kind of sheep. But true—an ordinary animal couldn't speak. It must be some kind of special sheep.
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"What exactly are you?"
"I'm a Shepherd Fairy, meh."
Ẅ е̃b̃ ňоvе́ l̇ Е̌n̈ ü m̃a
Now that I thought about it, a Shepherd God had appeared in the mythology, hadn't it? Was this one of its kin?
"Wait—so you ARE a sheep after all?!"
"N-No, meh! I'm a fairy, meh!"
"Meat cultivation?"
Al tilted his head and asked. The sheep panicked and responded.
"Wrong, meh! The nuance is completely different, meh!"
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"You're noisy with all the 'meh, meh.' Can I roast you?"
I was starting to feel absurd, standing here having a conversation with a suspicious creature I couldn't even identify.
"Sure!"
"Don't 'sure' me, meh!"
"Yeah! I'm taking this one!"
Ema declared, still clinging to the pseudo-sheep.
Е̄ ǹ ūmå
"Right, right... Wait—that's ALSO wrong, meh!"
The sheep fairy—or whatever it was—was making an awful racket. But well—even if we roasted it now, it was so enormous I wasn't sure we could finish it. Thinking about it that way, maybe keeping it as emergency rations was the better call.
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"By the way, does this sheep-like meat have a name?"
"I'm not meat either, meh!"
"Yeah! It's Meat-san!"
"That's completely not a name, meh!"
Е_n̈ūm̌ à
"Meat. Hmm. A fine name."
"In what possible way, meh?!"
"Stop it! This one has a proper name!"
"Yeah, yeah! Tell them, meh!"
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Ema moved to shield the meat-sheep. The sheep, seizing the opportunity, chimed in supportively.
"This one's name is Ramlatol Francis de Almatol Gin Giscan the Third!"
Ẁ ē b n̈о̊ v̀ el̃ Е̄nu̇.m̄ a
"Yeah, exac— Wait, that's way too long, and it's completely WRONG, meh!"
"Isn't it a wonderful name? Ramla-rame."
"You already got it wrong, meh!"
"Something that long... I'll never remember it."
"True. How about just 'Ram'? Simple."
"Can't be helped, meh. That'll do, meh."
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For some reason, just deciding on a single name took an absurd amount of time.
"So, Ram. Are you planning to keep living in this territory from now on?"
"I get set on fire and dropped into holes sometimes, but this is a nice place where meat grows in the fields, meh. I wouldn't mind living here, meh."
...Hm? Meat... grows?
"Al?"
"Ah—ahaha! But thanks to this guy, we got more livestock! A little bit should be fine, right?"
Еn umа
"Well... I suppose it can't be helped."
And so, our territory welcomed a new companion—and emergency rations.
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