System: “Ding! Detected that the host has only ten days left to live. Binding x10 System! You have one chance to multiply any one thing by ten.”

Jiang Fu: “x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10…”

System: “Wait! You only get to multiply one thing by ten!”

Jiang Fu: “x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10…”

System: “No—wait! What exactly did you multiply by ten?”

Jiang Fu: “x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10 x10…”

System: “…”

System: “!!!”

System: “Holy sh*t! You shady b*stard, you’re glitching the system!”

…

Jiang Fu looked at the system and said, “x10!”